party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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