Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
it's great music for shaving your balls
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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