woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
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