omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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