she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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