....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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