What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
