Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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