I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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