I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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