she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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