I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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