I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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