Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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