Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Can vaginas get frostbite?
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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