Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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