I hate all girls vehemently.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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