She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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