you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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