absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I need to wash the frat house off of me
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
