I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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