I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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