Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
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