she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
so let's talk penis.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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