Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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