She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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