So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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