I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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