so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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