ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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