is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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