I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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