so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Randomize
