"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Randomize
