Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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