On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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