this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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