doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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