I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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