plz talk dirty to me
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
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