dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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