As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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