How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
