I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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