ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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