I want to walk on stilts...naked
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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