im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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