I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
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they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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