Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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