I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
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