So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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