a search helicopter?!
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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