So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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